Quote from: conflicttheorist
Ah!  I have got a lot more attention when I am wearing the motorcycle jacket.  I've actually told people to buy the jacket and forego the bike becuase they look so good.

True...some chicks i met told me that we motorcyclist are real vain parading in our colorful padded mesh jackets.  

Well you guys talk about just going out and having fun on the bike...well picking up girls is fun right?

I must say I've never gotten as many waves from random girls in my Stealth. I wasn't doing anything dumb either...so I guess its just the two wheel thing.

Also, wearing leather is a great way to get girls. Tight leather jackets seem to just do something for the opposite sex.

Ok so after seeing all of this, i have a couple things to say.

1. Girls, the normal ones, not just dumb ones (you know, the ones that just think it's sick that you have a bike cause they can't ride one themselves) don't care if you have the GS or if you have a cbr600. I mean, in their world (and admit yours too before you knew anything about motorcycles) EVERY bike is ridiculously dangerous (the real factor in getting laid and looking cool) and crazy fast. I have girls at my work who are begging me to take them for a ride on my bike just because they've never done it before and think my bike is as badass as the next.

2. A loud, crazy looking sport bike will roll chicks, period. But like everyone else said, "who really wants those chicks?" I guess like any other ego-driven male, I DO! My experience with the limited time i had my cbr600 with a nice and loud can??? I had girls yelling at me when i rolled through my college campus... chicks starring at me everywhere i went. constantly getting the "wow, that's a NICE bike." However, in the real world (outside of college) i don't know how many girls really give a sh**.

In that case, just go out riding... cause the only points you'll score with chicks just simply because you ride a bike is when you say it to them in a bar.

Oh wait, i forgot

3. Crashing a motorcycle is single-handedily the best way to get laid. They'll think you were being crazy fast and stupid and they feel bad for you. Then they'll want to take care of you... etc etc... .i'm sure you get it. Worked for ME

I guess in the end, i'll take my GS cause I THINK its sick and i'm going to make it look like a cafe racer... and i really like that... it's classy and that's the kind of chicks i want.

jon

Quote from: SmoothDave"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, its usually something unusual."

<Same Here

When I see a guy on a liter bike with no gear, doing wheelies or speeding, my first thought is NOT "hey, there's a sexy stud".  More like "where is Darwin when you need him?? What a dumbass to think he's impressing me."  I actually had a guy following me while I was in my Jeep.  Every stoplight, he'd pull a stoppie and glance over to see if I was watching.   Then a wheelie (admittedly he got good distance) once the light changed.  Wait for me to catch up, then repeat...

Guess it depends on the type of "chic" you're trying to attract.   :dunno:   Instant gratification?  Yeah, I guess a flashy bike might get you a bimbo.  Just don't be surprised if she acts just as shallow once the helmet is off.    (j/k)

i am just going to paint my engin gold so it screams 'BLING and the girls come a runnin' :mrgreen:

i usually find that if you have a 12 inch duck (soft obviously) and just run round the bedroom like a chicken that always get em hot

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All right, Roadstergal!!!!!  I might have to go rent that movie tonight.

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Smooth Dave

ok, truth is, yes you get a lot more attention from the girls on a big bike. (i have had both a hayabusa and and a gs500).

BUT

WHO THE FUC. CARES IT"S NOT ABOUT GIRLS IT'S ABOUT BIKES MAN!

If not then get yourself a "hot" car and you can get the same shallow women without endangering yourself for a darwin award.........  

hehe (read with smile on your face - i am always tongue in cheek)

Quote from: conflicttheoristSize doesn't matter when you are picking up... becuase you can't just whip it out in public- you have to get the opportunity to whip it out and that is where the motorcycle comes in.

:lol:

you (getting off the gs): "hey baby, how YOU doin!"
skank: "ooh that's a nice bike"
you "thank you"
skank: "i would love a ride"
*you whip it out*

your a dork....and i mean that in the nicest way possible

How to impress women?  I'll give you two avenues of advice.  You can pick which one you like.  Neither involve motorcycles, because, well, contrary to what hollywood portrays, I just don't think most women really get all hot and bothered watching you do wheelies on a Gixxer.

The cynical answer.
1. Go to college
2. Get a good job
3. Make lots of money
4. Buy expensive house, preferably with a swimming pool
5. Buy expensive car, preferably German or Italian

The "sweet" answer.
1. Learn how to cook - well.
2. Learn to like her parents.
3. Learn how to give a good massage.
4. Respect her, always.
5. Flowers for no reason at all.

you (getting off the gs): "hey baby, how YOU doin!"
skank: "ooh that's a nice bike"
you "thank you"
skank: "i would love a ride"
*you whip it out*[/quote]

:lol: thats pretty good.

My take is that no matter what kind of bike you have chics will look, no matter what your doing I dont think it matters just based on what Ive seen just cruisin around town.  I think its just the fact that you have a bike and its something different, there are far less bikes on the road then there are cars.

Dammit I never do that stupid quote thing right.  My quote above was from crash.

If the only reason a girl dates you is because of the motorcycle you ride, then they are not worth beign with.  Period.

Quote from: PACThe "sweet" answer.

Number 4 is requisite.  The rest are just bonus.

The bike, meanwhile, will be there when you need to just get away from the girl you picked up for a while.  

The bike gets their attention.... then YOU have to get the date.  If you are a putz to begin with then the bike will just lead to more girls talking to you and realizing you are a putz... probably not alot of dates to be had there.

:dunno:

Quote from: vtlionThe bike gets their attention.... then YOU have to get the date.  If you are a putz to begin with then the bike will just lead to more girls talking to you and realizing you are a putz... probably not alot of dates to be had there.

:dunno:

Vt.... too funny and right on the money.

jake

Just ride one. I have a faired GS and I've met lots of girls that want to/have ridden it... and stuff.

Once I was at a stoplight and a girl pulled up next to me and asked for a ride. Then we pulled into the parking lot, she gave her friend her car, and I took her home... to her house. And then she told me she had a bf. And that he was home. And then I left.

Little kids think you look like a power ranger.

But anyway, girls just like bikes.  

And of course you gave her your number right?  I mean a chick pulls up next to you, hops on the back of your bike, you take her home, and she tells you there's a BF inside.  She was LOOKING man!  Most women will stay with the soon to be ex until they find someone else.  Once they have someone else set up they'll dump the old one.  Open your eyes man!