"Son Of A B"
That's usually after a "come on".

And its last name is "Damned Bike"?

Naked baby.  

Every time someone asks me what my bike is, I tell them it's a naked baby sportbike.  Makes sense to me.  :dunno:

Grilled Cheese.

But I can't get the other ladies at work to stop calling it the bumble bee. :x

"Girl" or "baby" ... This is usually followed by me passionatly licking the tank.

Mostly " It's not a crotchrocket"

Look below :mrgreen:

my GS is Norma and my DR650 is MaryJane

to my wife and kids, it's simply known as the "bike".  My personal nickname for it is "thumper"